An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. “Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!” At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding a rock. “How old is this rock, professor?” The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.” “Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now.” The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all registered Republican. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom. Semper Fi.

miikan:

snailboob:

i really love it when the explain that atheists tag updates omg

so it took me 3 reads just to understand this is a joke

spleenbrick

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    Me and my friend Alex Page spent ages trying to understand what the hell this was. We got NO WHERE. Seriously it doesn’t...
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    so it took me 3 reads just to understand this is a joke
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    i really love it when the explain that atheists tag updates omg
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    I find this pretty funny.
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    An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. “Before the class begins, you must get...
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